Couch Party Game Night


Warning to all other game devs.. these people are cancer

The following people have written / smeared our game for..

1: being too lazy / stupid to figure out how to configure their controllers (which is literally the first screen they see WITH a written reminder on that screen stating to do so)

2: not having any friends in real life to play with, which defeats the entire purpose of even HAVING my game in their library (a local splitscreen multiplayer)

3: stating it lacks content as if it were an Early Access game while it literally IS in Early Access, meaning the game is still in development (also stated on the very first screen at launch)

4: never even playing the game at all, and instead adding it to their backlog of free games that they've received for free by pretending to be a Steam Curator and waiting for developers to contact them for a "good review" bribe

The list below will be updated when and if they can prove they've ever actually played the game.

Sven Evil 0 mins playtime

Local MP 0 mins playtime


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